Once again, while I was in a deep sleep, an anonymous(sp?) e-mailer sent me this picture of what appears to be Guitar Ted. Could it be? Let's break down the picture and come to a conclusion.
Lets see.....
- He does have a guitar. Check
- Like a baboon use'n its red ass during mating season, Guitar Ted seems to be trying to attract the female variety with the use of a hunters-orange hat.......smooth.
- The picture is small and grain'y which leads me to believe that the person who snapped this picture was on some type of secret mission. Maybe CIA or FBI.
- Notice the size of Guitar Ted in relation to the objects in the background. By punching in a few numbers it appears that Guitar Ted is around 6"1' tall.
- I don't see anything bicycle related. That's not good.
- It also seems to be a bit dark......he must be a creature of the night.
Well, that is about it from me. What do you think? Anything I missed? Sound off!
Out.